These boots were made for walking/wanking?
Penis envy, stiletto hell, foot fetish, call it what you will, but that crazy chick Lady G knows how to get attention!
Her new horny heels caused a stir on TV recently, well cock-heeled shoes would…
And imagine, er, using them in other ways? That would be very good for the thigh muscles.
Put your left foot in, your left foot out, in out in out, shake it all about, do the Cocky-Pokey…ha ha.
What a load of cobblers!