“Jilted loved tried to bite her exes willy off”. So they have a row, break up, go their separate ways, she comes back a couple of weeks later to apologise but instead decides to pull down his boxers and tries her best to rip his willy off, failing that she gets her chops around it and tries her darnedest to bite it off. Now we all know hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but the poor chap said that he couldn’t even enjoy watching Jaws anymore – that’s just pure torture, poor sausage (excuse the pun..). He ends up with a 3 inch scar across the base of his penis. But lets look on the bright side, it still works and he could always end up making a fortune from becoming a porn star like the orginal maimed penis man – John Wayne Bobbitt – not a bad outcome really!