Lady in Red
According to a recent study, the colour a woman chooses to wear determines how quickly you’ll be able to get her into bed. So what colour might be worn by the most easiest of women? Yes, you’ve guessed it – red! Apparently most men think that a women wearing a red item of clothing means she has a “greater sexual intent” – but if a woman’s wearing blue, green or white – well, you can forget getting your leg over with her! Take note that the red item of clothing needn’t be a slinky dress or a low cut top – a plain red t-shirt will do the job.
Makes sense really – a woman will usually go for a red or black set of undies if she wants to look sexy – blue or green don’t spring to the top of the list when thinking of sexy underwear colours. Red equals danger and excitement and everyone loves a dangerous and exciting woman in red!
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“Jilted loved tried to bite her exes willy off”. So they have a row, break up, go their separate ways, she comes back a couple of weeks later to apologise but instead decides to pull down his boxers and tries her best to rip his willy off, failing that she gets her chops around it and tries her darnedest to bite it off. Now we all know hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but the poor chap said that he couldn’t even enjoy watching Jaws anymore – that’s just pure torture, poor sausage (excuse the pun..). He ends up with a 3 inch scar across the base of his penis. But lets look on the bright side, it still works and he could always end up making a fortune from becoming a porn star like the orginal maimed penis man – John Wayne Bobbitt – not a bad outcome really!
I did giggle when I heard about the policeman in America who was caught masturbating and having a steamy conversation with himself whilst doing so. He was on duty at the time I might add. This really does have the highest cringe factor there ever was-it was all caught on his dashboard camera. What a complete plonker for not realising! I’m glad he was caught, a policeman showing this level of stupidity should really have their badge taken away! Don’t get me wrong-I love the fact he has the dirty imagination to fill a bit of quiet time at work with a bit of imaginary sex chat and a play with his truncheon, but his job is to serve his community not himself – that’s just plain selfish!
