The Eight Kinds of Fellatio

It may come as a surprise to learn that many of us are more prudish and repressed sexually than our ancestors. In the golden days of the Kama Sutra it was not uncommon for a eunuch to pleasure his master with a variety of artful blow-job techniques. Vatsyayana, author of many of the Kama Sutra texts, outlines eight cunning oral treats under the guise of handy shampooing techniques! Fellatio techniques can be enhanced by the addition of soft, runny foods such as chocolate sauce, ice cream and trifle or by liquids, held in the mouth, such as Champagne.

The Normal Congress

This involves placing the penis between the lips and wiggling it about. 

Biting the Sides

This is literally the art of gently nibbling the penis shaft. 

Pressing Outside

Drawing out the end of the penis with a delicate vacuum-like kiss. 

Pressing inside

Caressing the end of the penis in your mouth before tightening your lips around it and withdrawing. 

Pressing the Penis

Kissing the penis while it is in the firm grip of your hand. 

Rubbing the Penis

Caressing the penis all over with your tongue.  

Sucking a Mango Fruit

Drawing half of the penis into your mouth and sucking on it like a juicy fruit. 

Swallowing up the Penis

Perhaps more commonly known as ‘Deep Throat’ you put the whole penis into your mouth as if you were going to consume it. This is not a technique for the faint hearted as it can induce the gag-reflex, however this can be overcome by practice and relaxation.

Experimenting with a range of the above Fellatio manoeuvres will enhance your sex life enormously and if you decide to add food to your repertoire then a plastic sheet may become an essential part of your sex toolkit.